I've Been Away For a Long Time!

Greetings everyone. Let me apologize for my delayed absence. I haven't posted since the 30th bash. The truth of the matter is, I needed to do some soul searching. I needed to find out who the real Stan Clawson was. What makes him tick? Does he really prefer boxer briefs or is he just covering for the fact that it takes too much effort to put on a pair of undies. In any event, there will be more posts in the weeks and months ahead. So stay tuned. On a personal note: I'd like to thank my new-found friends in Morocco for bailing me out of what could have been a very embarassing situation. Honestly, when I asked the Persian woman if her rug matched the drapes, I had no idea she'd react so violently. All I wanted to do was purchase a brand new Persian rug and drapes set.